As heard on Beardo & Weirdo
A free week of Punch'd. Just cover shipping.
Five sealed pouches. Fifty gummies. Ten milligrams of caffeine in every one. Free plus $7.99 shipping, and no subscription.
$7.99 shipping is charged at checkout. That is the whole bill.
What shows up at your door
Five pouches of ten gummies each. Every gummy is 10 mg of caffeine from green coffee beans, so the count is the dose: take two now and two more at three o'clock, or take one. There is no smaller decision to make and nothing to pour out. The pouch fits a shirt pocket and re-closes, so the one you opened this morning is still a pouch tomorrow.
Why a week
Fifty gummies is a week for someone who uses Punch'd every day, and longer if you do not. It is enough to find your own number instead of taking the one somebody else picked.
The plain facts
Real fruit juice concentrates, no artificial sweeteners, no sugar alcohols. The same patented gummy that is in the jar. Made in the USA with kosher beef gelatin, so it is not vegan or vegetarian. It melts above 95°F, which is why we do not ship on summer weekends. Ships from Orlando within 24 to 48 hours.
For the drive home, the double shift, and the show that runs late
Chris and Craig make this show on the road and after hours, and so does most of the room. Punch'd is caffeine you can count: ten milligrams a gummy, chewed, nothing to open and nothing to finish. Take what the night needs and put the pouch back in your pocket.
$7.99 shipping is charged at checkout. That is the whole bill.
One free week per household, US addresses only. $7.99 shipping is collected at checkout by Punch'd Energy. No subscription is created by this order. Punch'd is a caffeinated product; the label carries the full ingredient and caffeine information.
Beardo & Weirdo is a paid partner of Punch'd Energy.